Layla Was Here

on February 21, 2011 in Misc

Yesterday I broke into someone’s locker.   It was so much fun.

Yes of course that sounds high schoolish.   And strictly speaking, I didn’t break anything.   I simply picked open the padlock on one of the four lockers in the women’s restroom in the basement of the building where I work.    No malice was involved.   There was no theft or damage.   They’re for women to use TEMPORARILY when they work out in the exercise room just down the hall.    I assume the neighboring men’s room has the same arrangement.

The problem is, about a year ago some unknown female permanently claimed one locker by clamping a padlock on it.    A few ladies complained.   The building manager sent out a memo reminding people that the lockers are for TEMPORARY use.

The padlock remained.

So the other day I pulled out my lock picking kit and a few minutes later I made that pesky little padlock snap open.

Damn, but I love the sound of a picked lock opening.

There were only a few items of clothing in the locker.    I left them alone and neatly placed on top of them my calling card.   Then I closed the locker and slipped the padlock back into place and locked it.   My card says, in an elegant art deco font, “Layla Was Here.”    I got the idea from my savvy blog friend Robert.

I hope my card freaks out that locker-squatter.   I also wish that by now I’d used these cards in more dramatic and daring circumstances.    But hey, I’ve been busy and ya got to start somewhere.

Just for fun, I picked open a few locks at my job.   I couldn’t get past the server door  (yet), but it was easy pickings on the big “security” HON brand cabinet that stores our laptops, cameras and other tech stuff.    Ditto for a big “security” HON filing cabinet.   I opened both in under a minute.

Of course I also have keys to all these office locks.  But where’s the challenge with a key?

10 Responses to “Layla Was Here”

  1. Ciara Knight says:

    I SO want to learn how to pick a lock. LOL. I use to know how to hot wire a car. Of course, now I hear it is much harder. The old cars were easy. :)

  2. Rickie G says:

    Man, I love a girl that can pick a lock and leave a calling card!! That is so cool!! to heck with girly girls in low cut tops, 4″ heeled boots and red European convertible sports cars. Give me a girl that can get me into my house when I’m flying higher than a kite and I can’t find my keys.

  3. Ben says:

    Hahaha! Great idea on the calling card; that’s classy and a little “in your face” at the same time. Good to hear you’re improving on lock-picking!

  4. Robert L. Read says:

    Brilliant! I’ve put lock-picking on my list of things to learn in part because of your success.

  5. Helena says:

    Ciara — Hot wire a car? Damn! That’s something I should learn!

  6. Helena says:

    Rickie — You got it. On the other hand, I really, really wouldn’t mind having a European convertible sports car.

  7. Helena says:

    Ben — I still have a lot to learn, but getting this far has been fun.

  8. Helena says:

    Robert — Thank you for the idea of the calling card. THAT was brilliant.

  9. Hart says:

    Oh, Helena-this was beautiful! I love the idea of making someone who is being so inconsiderate squirm! A perfect use for your newish skills!

  10. Helena says:

    Hart — Thanks. And now I want to make other malefactors squirm!